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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

#1
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> 1st woman: Hi Mildred.
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> 2nd woman: Hi Sylvia. How did you die?
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> 1st woman: I froze to death.
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> 2nd woman: How horrible!
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> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold I began to get warm, sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
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> 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
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> 1st woman: So what happened?
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> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic, searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
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> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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> PRICELESS
 
#3
>
> 1st woman: Hi Mildred.
>
> 2nd woman: Hi Sylvia. How did you die?
>
> 1st woman: I froze to death.
>
> 2nd woman: How horrible!
>
> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold I began to get warm, sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
>
> 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
>
> 1st woman: So what happened?
>
> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic, searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
>
> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
>
> PRICELESS
LMAO thats a good one thx for sharing!
 
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