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School mistakes huge burrito for weapon, goes into

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Bum wrap
School mistakes huge burrito for weapon, goes into lockdownThe Associated Press
Updated: 7:43 p.m. ET April 29, 2005

CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapeños and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

State police, Clovis police and the Curry County Sheriff's Department arrived at the school shortly after 8:30 a.m. They searched the premises and determined there was no immediate danger.

Worried parents gather at school
In the meantime, more than 30 parents, alerted by a radio report, descended on the school. Visibly shaken, they gathered around in a semicircle, straining their necks, awaiting news.

"There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door," said Heather Black, whose son attends the school.

After the lockdown was lifted but before the burrito was identified as the culprit, parents pulled 75 students out of school, Russell said.

Russell said the mystery was solved after she brought everyone in the school together in the auditorium to explain what was going on.

"The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.'"

Afterward, eighth-grader Michael Morrissey approached her.

‘I think I’m the person they saw’
"He said, 'I think I'm the person they saw,'" Russell said.

The burrito was part of Morrissey's extra-credit assignment to create commercial advertising for a product.

"We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said.

After students heard the description of what police were looking for, he and his friends began to make the connection. He then took the burrito to the office.

"The police saw it and everyone just started laughing. It was a laughter of relief," Morrissey said.

"Oh, and I have a new nickname now. It's Burrito Boy."




Thats gotta suck.... goin thru the rest of high school as "the Burito Boy"
 
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The story is worth it though.

Think of the cred he must have at the same time now with the older kids.

I loved pulling prnaks in high school but the cops never came because things were much more lax back then.

A friend of mine in HS took his Megatron toy, which back then was a foot long, transformed it into the gun shape which looked like a Magnum, and painted it black and brought it to school in his backpack.

This is pre-Columbine, pre 911, so things were much cooler back then. Well the reason he did this was because this one ancient teacher, Mr. Cornheiser, was always picking on him for talking and shit even when he wasn't so he reached his limit and decided to get even.

Cornheiser, on cue, starts picking on Corey; pale faced, red haired kid with freckles. Corey leaps out of his chair.

"that's it! i fucking had it with you! You're always giving me shit even when I ain't doing nothing! AAAAggghhh!"

And whips out the Megatron toy.

Cornheiser...
"Corey...no! Put that down...we...we...uggghh!"

Grab his chest and slumps back against the chalk board having a mild stroke.

Sorry but I thought it was funny. I always hated teachers.

Corey got suspended for a week and returned to school like a conquering hero. Cornheiser never fucked with him again.
 

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Quote[/b] (MaNnY929 @ May 02 2005, 12:11 pm)]School mistakes huge burrito for weapon, goes into lockdown
That's hysterical!

Burrito Boy is the man


I feel bad for those poor parents, but damn if it ain't funny that a burrito could be responsible for so much drama.
 
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (Rafael @ May 02 2005, 12:46 pm)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (MaNnY929 @ May 02 2005, 12:11 pm)]School mistakes huge burrito for weapon, goes into lockdown
That's hysterical!

Burrito Boy is the man


I feel bad for those poor parents, but damn if it ain't funny that a burrito could be responsible for so much drama.
Buritto's cause a LOT of drama with my stomach and the toilet bowl whenI eat one !!!
 

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Dude, that's just TMI!  


*note to self, get money back on Manny's gift certificate to Taco Bells
 
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