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Fear Not

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A few minutes before the church services started, the
congregation were sitting in their pews and talking.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance,
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil
incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who
sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact
that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence..

So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I
am?'

The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'

'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.

'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even
tone.

'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY
for all eternity?' persisted Satan.

'Yep,' was the calm reply.

'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.

' Nope,' said the old man

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you
afraid of me?'

The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48
years'. :bowdown::booya::bowdown::booya::bowdown:
 

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:eek: OHHH! SHYT!!!! LMAO!!! OHH man! I wasn't expecting that reply!! AHAHAHA!!!!
 
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