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DIVORCE VS. MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up tothe Pharmacist, looked
straight into his eyes, and said, "I would liketo
buy some Cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! Ican't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds ofbad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a
picture of herhusband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, that's different.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up tothe Pharmacist, looked
straight into his eyes, and said, "I would liketo
buy some Cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! Ican't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds ofbad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a
picture of herhusband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, that's different.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription."