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Christmas Jokes

Quixotic

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#21
Little Johnny's Letter to Santa


You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain thin........ I'LL FUCK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS..........SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!

Sincerely, Johnny

Ahhh yes. The reason for the season. HA ha ha!
 

Quixotic

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#22
10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't


10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
 
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